早报：拥有地表最强人类的从容感……怎么，你们没有吗？（早报：与地表最强人类同行的从容感，你们没有吗？）

Interpreting Chinese request

I need to respond to the user, who wrote in Chinese about a morning briefing with a line that references "the strongest human on earth." It seems like this could be linked to a meme or something popular, possibly involving someone like Djokovic or a table tennis player. The playful tone suggests they want a witty morning newsletter. Without more context, maybe I should ask for clarification or offer ideas while trying to mirror the user's style.Drafting a morning brief

I need to respond in Chinese, suggesting a draft for a "早报" in a specific style. I'll create sections like 热点, 科技, 商业, 体育, and a few others. The phrase "地表最强人类的从容感" might serve as a catchy opening. I won’t run any shell commands; I’ll focus on producing concise content. I need to ensure clarity and structure while avoiding claims about current events since my knowledge is limited to 2024. Instead, I can offer a stylized template without specific details.Creating a daily newsletter

The user might be interested in a daily newsletter, so I should clarify if they want one for today and which topics they prefer. I could offer two options: a reusable template or a sample mock edition with placeholders like [城市] and [日期]. I can't fetch specific headlines without accessing the network, but I can provide a polished, witty template filled with evergreen tips, like "今日待办," "效率招式," and "冷知识."

I’ll create two parts: one short example focusing on “地表最强人类的从容感” and a reusable template for customization based on their keywords or city. I'll keep the tone playful and concise.